If there really is such a thing as too slow of a day at work, and I don't believe such a thing exists, then this would be it. My production for the entire day consists of doing two circumcisions. That's it. Nothing on L&D. There's only been three patients who have even come in all day, all easily handled by the mid wife and the resident on call. I'm getting paid to sit here and get gradually stiffer as the day goes on. I'm on call tonight too. There's no way that things will be like this for a full 24 hours. After shift change at six, I'll try to do some simple stretches in my call room. That will bring them in for sure.